bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
a haiku about most of my pencils
jaclcfrost: a second ago had you a second ago what the fucking shit
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool: imjohnlocked: doctorspockspaceman: tardisbluebird: I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs. lock your doors did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face
herondalely: we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg: Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend...
dokiis: yesididbringmydog: okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you i was talking this here picture when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes. Did you steal that?
nachosinthetardis: some-atoms: kalycle: hooruss: some-atoms: It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look. self conscious brains aww brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible because if they’re visible something is...
theboysinmotion: buttpug: rearrange this sentence yourself kill kill this sentence rearrange yourself
burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
nevvzealand: i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
SENATE REJECTED CISPA!!
meladoodle: meladoodle: *butterfly gets a tattoo of a human on lower back* someone just submitted this to me
thats-slightly-raven: This random person just asked me to check them out so I did and their blog is literally just filled with posts talking about how Asian they are:
jonsnipples: oh ym god i was drawing this stupid picture and because i’m lazy I was just gonna use a photo of a leaf to make a brush, so i did it and i was doodling with it to make sure it worked but something seemed a bit off so i zoomed in and i used the wrong picture that’s nOT WHAT I WANTE D AT ALL I’VE HAD NO SLEPEP I CANT DEAL WITH THIS
deanisaclosetedgeek: deidaracchi: today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
mirukaku: one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight
!!!!...– every dog probably (via jamsfranca)
hikkomijian: imagine guinea pigs undomesticated hunting in packs
osamah: nothing screws up your friday like realizing it’s only wednesday
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES...
tespian-mage: SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
dumbscar: HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
When someone walks In and out of my room with out...